How to Kill a Witch
"A surefire way to kill at witch, and another oldie, is to burn it at the stake"
"Black mold can make your home look ugly and feel gross."
View Full Story0 comments"Very hot weather is a bad time to kill. If cooler days aren't on the horizon, try to spray in the evening or the early morning."
View Full Story0 commentsKilling Skunks If there is one animal in this world that seems to have no redeeming characteristics whatsoever, it is the skunk. A vicious, disease-b...
View Full Story0 comments"You take that shoe and smack the roach until it dies a quick death"
View Full Story3 comments"Its an evil Black Widow, if you have problems with this then maybe you're the sick one. Just saying."
View Full Story0 comments"your coworker, Chad walks by with a steaming Styrofoam cup and a disturbingly perfect smile of triumph"
"you've not only learned how to kill a computer virus but you have also saved a lot of money by doing it yourself."
"You finally made the difficult decision to cut down the old family maple."
"Wiggling little worms crawling around under the skin, right? Well, actually no."
"When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons."
"It would be a good idea to keep a bat around the house, but bats aren’t exactly known for being very good creatures to have"
" But tastes change and houses made of dirt are no longer as popular as they once were, leaving the poor dandelion no place to go but your lawn."
"While the fire ant has no natural enemies, it has certainly garnered quite a bit of angst from humanity"