"A surefire way to kill at witch, and another oldie, is to burn it at the stake"
"your coworker, Chad walks by with a steaming Styrofoam cup and a disturbingly perfect smile of triumph"
"you've not only learned how to kill a computer virus but you have also saved a lot of money by doing it yourself."
"You finally made the difficult decision to cut down the old family maple."
"Black mold can make your home look ugly and feel gross."
"Wiggling little worms crawling around under the skin, right? Well, actually no."
"What a waste of delicious wood!"
"When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons."
"It would be a good idea to keep a bat around the house, but bats aren’t exactly known for being very good creatures to have"
" But tastes change and houses made of dirt are no longer as popular as they once were, leaving the poor dandelion no place to go but your lawn."